Por'Seen (Porcine)

Clean, Focused Energy—Powered by PIG FUEL.

Natural caffeine + nootropics + electrolytes for laser-sharp days and late-night sessions. Sign up for first access, don't be the piggy that's late to the party...


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Emerging Flavor Land

* (Porcine means pig) Our drinks do NOT contain animal products, and no animals are harmed unless you make them listen to our music.) Also, this is an invite only concept product. Don't lie, you've never tasted the Porcine. Get in line piggy. Click the button!

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Quality energy

Some Might Say, ' We're Tasty!'

And those that wouldn't, haven't seen our video: Tasty! Or they're haters.

Focused-Energy Blend

Smooth alertness and razor-sharp reaction time without jitters.


Zero Sugar • Clean Label

Sweetened with stevia & sucralose—0 g sugar, 10 cal, nothing artificial.


Electrolytes + B-Vitals

Potassium, magnesium, B6 & B12 replenish what sweat and stress drain.


What Comes Next

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